Halloween Costumes That Totally Rocked This Year

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An extension cable that tapes down so no one will trip.

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A coffee cup that grabs your drips.

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A hole punch where you can see the damn hole!

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Bendable and edible cups made from gelatin.

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Electromagnetic dumbbells that adjust to weight.

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Shoes for the homeless that have a shelter built in.

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A hamper that is also a washing machine and dryer.

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A stapler that stamps the date onto documents.

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A towel rack that dries and disinfects your towels with UV light.

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An electrolysis tool that sterilizes your fresh fruit.

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A actual solution to not being able to reach something.

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An extendable power strip.

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A toy box that “eats” toys.

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An app that acts as a dead-man’s-switch for when you feel like you are being threatened. It calls the police if you let go.

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A “page” chair that can adjust to your preference.

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A highlighter that will fade over time. No more permanent book damage.

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A magnetic sofa that feels like you are floating on a cloud.

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A coffee maker with profiles so you can have it the way you want it.

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A robot shower that rinses you from every angle.

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A printer that burns instead of using ink.

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A chalkboard vacuum that creates fresh chalk sticks.

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Bathstones that keep the water warm.

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Robot vacuum balls. No more roomba.

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A foam chair that pops back into shape.

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A doggie toothbrush that doubles as a toy.

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