Stunts with an 850 Horse Power Truck

 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here?


Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?


 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: 

Sorry did that hurt?


Me: No not at all. I'm on local anaesthesia . 

Why don't you try again?




 3. When i get woken up at midnight by a call: 

sorry! Were u sleeping?

Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in 

Africa marry or not. You thought i was sleeping,u stupid fool?



 4. When they see me with shorter hair: 

hey Have u had a haircut?

Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair's shedding.!



 5. When someone call's on land-line n asks where r u?


Me: I am in market with telephone around my neck...!!!

સુણ્યા હશે પૂજ્યા હશે, નિરખ્યા હશે પણ કો ક્ષણે,
હે જગતબંધુ! ચિત્તમાં, ધાર્યા નહિ ભક્તિપણે;
જનમ્યો પ્રભુ તે કારણે, દુ:ખપાત્ર હું સંસારમાં,
હા! ભક્તિ તે ફળતી નથી, જે ભાવ શૂન્યચારમાં..

Sunya Hashe Poojya Hashe, Nirakhya Hashe Pan Ko Kshane,
He Jagatabandhu! Chittama, Dharya Nahi Bhaktipane;
Janamyo Prabhu Te Karane, Du:Khapatra Hu Sansarama,
Ha! Bhakti Te Falati Nathi, Je Bhav Shoonyacharama..

सुण्या हशे पूज्या हशे, निरख्या हशे पण को क्षणे,
हे जगतबंधु! चित्तमां, धार्या नहि भक्तिपणे;
जनम्यो प्रभु ते कारणे, दु:खपात्र हुं संसारमां,
हा! भक्ति ते फळती नथी, जे भाव शून्यचारमां..

Stunts with an 850 Horse Power Truck

Want to see what an 850-horsepower Trophy Truck with 34-inches of suspension roaring pell-mell across the Mojave Desert at 150 miles an hour (240 kph) can do? It does things that are just really hard to conceive of! Get ready for an adrenaline rush as this bad baby does some extreme stunts and roars with power at every turn and jump! Now that's what we call power on wheels! click below >>>>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Mmh-ew1swD4