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QUESTION / ANSWERS


Ghanchakkar - Vidya Balan and Emraan Hashmi



Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?



bcoz it means...
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E-End of

T-thinking

C-capacity.

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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?


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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..



"I Luv u too"

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GAME OVER.!


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When do you knw ur in love?

Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan.

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Wht is the Diff b/w

Young Age & Old Age?



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Simple..



In Young Age

Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..



In Old Age

Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

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"Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that-



'People are more interested in others life than their own-!

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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:

If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your
WIFE?



The Best Answer

- Why d Hell Should I recognise?

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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,

44 as FortyFour,

55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?

Doubt By last bench asociation...

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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?



Every word spoken by the
girlfriend is "GHAZAL"



and



Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?
think.
think.
think...

U ll get a holiday
for pongal





but not for idly.



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What is the height of confusion?



Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK
in a Plate full of noodles.

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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u
study ?

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100% Attendence... :-P


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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI

&

SUNAMI ?

Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,

SUNAMI is Total Wash.!

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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend

"U r my Best Friend"

But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife

"U r my Best Wife?" 
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