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Video of the Day  April 15, Happy Monday
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  Picture of the Day: First Flight


From: TwistedSifter 

FIRST FLIGHT


baby common goldeneye ducks leaving nest flying for first time Picture of the Day: First Flight
  

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3D Portraits of Undersea Creatures Painted onto Layers of Resin keng lye (13)
Artwork by Keng Lye
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3D Portraits of Undersea Creatures Painted onto Layers of Resin keng lye (15)
Artwork by Keng Lye
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3D Portraits of Undersea Creatures Painted onto Layers of Resin keng lye (16)
Artwork by Keng Lye
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3D Portraits of Undersea Creatures Painted onto Layers of Resin keng lye (12)
Artwork by Keng Lye
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3D Portraits of Undersea Creatures Painted onto Layers of Resin keng lye (7)
Artwork by Keng Lye
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3D Portraits of Undersea Creatures Painted onto Layers of Resin keng lye (9)
Artwork by Keng Lye
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3D Portraits of Undersea Creatures Painted onto Layers of Resin keng lye (3)
Artwork by Keng Lye
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3D Portraits of Undersea Creatures Painted onto Layers of Resin keng lye (6)
Artwork by Keng Lye
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3D Portraits of Undersea Creatures Painted onto Layers of Resin keng lye (4)
Artwork by Keng Lye
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3D Portraits of Undersea Creatures Painted onto Layers of Resin keng lye (1)
Artwork by Keng Lye
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3D Portraits of Undersea Creatures Painted onto Layers of Resin keng lye (2)
Artwork by Keng Lye
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3D Portraits of Undersea Creatures Painted onto Layers of Resin keng lye (14)
Artwork by Keng Lye
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3d fish sculpture paintings layer by layer riusuke fukahori 5 3D Portraits of Undersea Creatures Painted onto Layers of Resin



lazy leafraker by david zinn 3D Portraits of Undersea Creatures Painted onto Layers of Resin



anamorphic 3d drawings ramon bruin 8 3D Portraits of Undersea Creatures Painted onto Layers of Resin


God: What do you want?
 
Boy: A very beautiful girl.
 
God: If you are a Muslim, I’ll give you Katrina.
If you are Hindu, I’ll give you Kareena
If you are Sikh, I’ll give you Anushka
And if you are Christian, I’ll give you Genelia.
What is your name?
 
Boy: Abdul Vijay Singh Fernandes.
 
**
 
This may appear like a joke, but not in the real sense…
 
Two Pakistanis boarded a flight out of London.  One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat… Just before the take off, a Sardaji sat down in the aisle seat.
 
After the take-off, Sardarji kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Paki in the window seat said, “I need to get up and get a coke.”
 
“Don’t get up”, said the Sardarji, “I’m in the aisle seat, I’ll get it for you.”
 As soon as he left, one of the Paki picked up the Sardarji’s shoe and spat on it.  When the Sardarji returned with the coke, other Paki said, “That looks good, I’d really like one, too”.
 
Again the Sardarji obligingly went to the fetch it.  While he was gone, the other Paki picked up the Sardarji’s other shoe and spat in it.
 
When the Sardarji returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.  As the plane was landing, the Sardarji slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.  He leaned over and asked his Paki neighbours…
 
“Why does it have to be this way?”  How long must this go on..?  This hatred…?  This animosity…? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes…?”
 
Courtesy:the KS column in HT
He who stands for nothing will fall for anything
 
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Pun fun…
 
I just saw an inflatable ATM machine, the screen said:
“Please do not enter PIN’

**
Katju’s kaduva sachen (bitter truths..)
 
“90% of Indians, including the educated ones,  cast their votes by their castes – like sheep and cattle.
 
We are a very, very backward country.
 
The only way out is to propagate scientific thinking.
 
Calling poverty the root of India’s problems, he said the West look down upon the country because of it.  We aren’t respected because our country is poor.  We are 20 times larger in land and population (than France and Britain put together) but we still do not have a permanent seat in the UN Security Council – because we are poor”
 
**
 
Tweet of the day: “Waiting for Katju to seek pardon for Vijender Singh saying his body has already suffered a lot due to excessive drug consumption”
 
 
 
It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with three-year-old Katelyn when she went into labor and called 911.  Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic was able to respond to the call.  The house was very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight high so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.  After a while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his bottom.  The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help, and asked her what she thought about what she had just witnessed. 
 
Katelyn quickly responded, “He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place.  Spank him again.”