Health - Important Tips

1. LAXMAN:
available@home-only.com

2.GANGULY:
nowdays@no_use.com

3.KUMBLE:
only@test_match.com

4.SACHIN:
admitted@hospital.com

5.KAIF:
good@for_nothing.com

6.SEHWAG:
consistently@out_of_form.com

7.DRAVID:
stick@crease_like_fevicol.com

8.PATHAN:
takewickets@only_with_kenya.com

9. GREG CHAPPELL
only_experiment@noresult.com

10. Munaf Patel
line&length@nospeed.com

11.Harbhajan Singh
no_spinpitch@nowicket.com

12. Suresh Raina
why_i_am_there@god_knows.com 

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Health - Important Tips
Answer the phone by LEFT ear

Do not drink coffee TWICE a day

Do not take pills with COOL water

Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm

Reduce the amount of TEA you consume

Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume

Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night

Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS

Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time

Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning

Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping

When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times 

What would happen If Mahabharata would happen in this era.... Enjoy Reading: 1. Kauravas would have starved to death with only 9 subsidized LPG cylinders for 102 of them. Moderator: No. Sakuni would be the Prime Minister in charge of Oil and Gas Ministry also! So Kauravas will get endless supply of Gas cylindres free of cost! 2. When Bheem meets Hanuman, he would hand him t-shirts saying, 'Being Hanuman,' and then run him over. 3. Duryodhana would claim he did Draupadi's vastraharan because she didn't call him, "Bhaiya." 4. Media would target Shree Krishna as Dwarka was in Gujarat. 5. Duryodhan would get Draupadi arrested u/s 66A of IT Act for updating her FB status; "Andhe ka putra andha hi hoga." 6. Draupadi would have been sobbing in a Satyameva Jayate episode. 7. Nandan Nilkeni would go mad during AADHAR data collection at the Kaurava household. 8. India TV headlines will be 'Draupdi ki saaree ka raaz, khulega Aaj, theek raat 8 baze! 9. TV reporters will ask Bheesm Pitamah on the bed of arrows: "How are you feeling? Kaise lag raha hai?" 10. After 13 years of Vanwaass Pandavas would have turned into Naxals. 11. News channels would pay millions for exclusive rights for live telecast of Draupadi's   Vastram. 12. Abhimanyu would have got the GYAN that getting out of Chakravyuh was easier than booking a Tatkal ticket on IRCTC." 13. Aishwarya would've replaced by Draupadi in L'Oreal shampoo advt. "5 problems, 1 solution." 14. Sanjaya would have minted billions by selling satellite rights for the kurukshetra war. 15. Barkha's show would be renamed: 'The Yudh Stops Here'; Sagarika's: 'Face the Yudh' and Arnab's: 'The Yud Hour' 16. Only ND Tiwari will come close to having 100 children. 17. US would be begging India to share the Dron'e technology with them. Moderator: Any country that wants this technology, will pay just 1000 US dollars to the Clerk in the Ministry of Technology/ Patent Office to get an unofficial copy of the patent! 18. Lord Krishna will be Political Guru & Shakuni will be Management Guru. Moderator: )) This is too much! 19. There would be a 'Justice for Kauravas' campaign by Civil Society at India Gate against Pandavas for massacring the whole family. 20. Pandavas would have had to shift frequently because DLF and Jaypee Group would frequently take over jungles for housing projects!!!