DEFINITIONS

School:A place where Papa pays and Son plays. 


Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. 


 Nurse:A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. 

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.. 
 Tears:The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. 



Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" 

 Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 

 Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. 

 Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. 


 Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. 


 Father: A banker provided by nature.    
Boss:Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 

 Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. 


 Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. 


 Smile:A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 
Yawn:The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. 

 Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 

 Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. 

 Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.