Remember Safety Comes First

When someone says hi to you:

When you’re around people you hate but you’re trying to be cool about it:

When someone is calling you and you can’t deny it fast enough:

When you’re trying so hard to only say nice things:

When literally anyone other than an animal looks at you:

When someone asks you if you’re OK and you’re not sure how to answer:

When you’re trying not to judge someone but you’re definitely judging them:

When someone gets too close to you:

When you’re ready for some light reading:

When you’ve been around people for more than 30 minutes:

When your friend says they like someone that you hate:

When people exist:

When you go out somewhere and there’s no one in sight:

When someone tries to have a conversation with you:

When someone is saying something and it’s dumb AF but you have to pretend like it isn’t:

When you’re trying to prepare yourself to face people all day and you’re not feeling it:

When someone asks you why you hate people:

When you’re out, avoiding everyone in sight, and you see someone you know:

When someone speaks:

When you promise yourself you’re going to be nice to people for a day and it just doesn’t work:

When you’ve been pretty much ignoring someone for 10 minutes and they’re still talking:

When someone tries to hug you:

When someone starts a conversation with you on an elevator and you brace yourself:

And when you’re finally away from people and can breathe easy:

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"So I get Junk Mail from this company 4-5 times per week... it's really annoying. So inspired by that whole "Mail Your Enemies Glitter" campaign I decided to follow suit."

The opportunity.

"No postage required? Sweet! That means they will be paying for what ever I send them back!"

The deed.

"Since they have to pay by weight, I decided to go with these itsy-bitsy teenie-tiny beads. Seriously, these things scatter like roaches when they fall; and they weigh more than glitter too, so it will cost them more to receive this package."

The wait.

"All sealed up and ready to go! Childish? Yes. Pointless? Yes. Worth it? Yes."