Would You Marry Again?

A  husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the f ollowing question... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? would you get married again?"  HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"  WIFE: "Why not? don't you like being married?"  HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."  WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"  HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."  WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)  HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)   WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"  HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."  WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"  HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"  WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"  HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."  WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"  HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."  WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"  HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."  WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?”  HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."  WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?”  HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."  WIFE: -- Long silence --  HUSBAND: "Damn."