Loyalty Tests

-Loyalty Tests. 

Test 1:

Wife buys 12 underwears of same colour for hubby..??

 

Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear.

Wife- Which people?

 

Total silence...

 

Test 2:

A couple sees a hot girl.. 

Wife: So big, aren't they? 

Husband: Yes 

Wife: Are they artificial?

Husband: I think natural. ????

Wife: Ear-rings & Natural?? ????

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Total Silence ??????

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Best one

Test 3:

Men will always be Men - 

Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on. Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said- "HARI OM" and rest of them said- "KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI!" 

 

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Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua.........?? . . . 

Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, . . . 

 

Father: Aur tum...?? . . . 

Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya, . . . 

 

Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya....?? . . . 

Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya, . . . 

 

Father: Kamine mai tera puchh raha hun. . . . 

Son: To Tu konsa Rajnikant Hai, Tera Beta Bhi Fail hua hai..

 

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A man received message from his neighbor...

 

Sorry sir.., I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using.

I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.

Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

 

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another message.

 

Sorry Sir, spelling mistake.., it's not wife but wifi.

 

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What's Marriage?

 

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

 

That Destroys All The Six Senses

 

And Makes The Person NON Sense..!

 

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Definition Of Happy Couple -

 

HE Does What SHE Wants…

 

SHE Does What SHE Wants.

 

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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command. 

 

Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!

 

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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."

 

-Shakespear

 

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."

 

-Shakespear's Wife

 

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Arz kiya hai..

 

Jaldbaazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge,

 

wah wah wah

 

Jaldbazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge..

 

Soch samaj ke karoge toh bhi kya ukhad loge..!!

 

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Wife : Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hu

 

Awesome reply :

 

Husband : Are paagli,,

Blood Relation me shaadiya kaha hoti hai..?!!