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Philosophy of Life
A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke - all of them laughed like crazy.
After a moment he cracked the same joke again a little less people laughed this time...
He cracked the same one again no one laughed !!!
Then he smiled and said ''when you can't laugh on the same joke again again then why do you keep crying over the same thing over over again''
FORGET the past and MOVE ON ...
A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke - all of them laughed like crazy.
After a moment he cracked the same joke again a little less people laughed this time...
He cracked the same one again no one laughed !!!
Then he smiled and said ''when you can't laugh on the same joke again again then why do you keep crying over the same thing over over again''
FORGET the past and MOVE ON ...
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously.
"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found ? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing!
There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
"Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation .....she never got your email!"
"What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously.
"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found ? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing!
There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
"Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation .....she never got your email!"