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- May all your weight loss aspirations be fulfilled in the New Year!
- May god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips this year!
- I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!
- I wish you scare off everyone in your wonderful Halloween attire in the New Year!
- I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!
- I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!
- I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly this New Year.
- May god inspire you to finally enroll in that anger management course in New Year!
- I wish you find a perfume this year that is less awe-inspiring than chocolate flavored EDT!
- I pray sincerely no sequel is released in your favorite vampire romance this year!
- I wish you end up without a funny face in group photos this year.
- I wish Snoopy, your poodle, does not chew telephone chords or your favorite skirt this year!
- I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year.
- I wish the god spares you from telemarketing calls when trying to finish work in Friday evenings!
- I wish the Hollywood actor you drool over does not get hooked by some starlet this year!
- I wish your neighbor does not ask you to babysit his tantrum throwing daughter in weekends!
- I genuinely wish your aunt does not gift you a florescent purple colored dress this year.
- I wish your efforts at trimming your goatee at home turns out better this year!
- I wish you do not end up ransacking the house for your specs wearing it on head this year.
- I sincerely wish you make fewer resolutions to give up drinking this year!
- I wish you can resist temptation to gorge on burgers during snack breaks this year.
- I wish you do not rush to kitchen in middle of a call to realize the cake is burnt this year!
- I wish there is less snowfall or queue when you wait for Black Friday Deals this year.
- I sincerely wish you overcome your fear of cockroaches this new year.
- I wish you finally implement the plan to use stairs instead of elevators at malls and markets!
- I wish your favorite celebrity or model comes up with an easier to follow diet this New Year.