Now this is what you call a forklift operator !

Today's Generation..

A blonde husband spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the emergency operator asked.

"No, you idiot!" the blonde shouted, "This is her husband!"

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