LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOCTOR...

Let me tell you about my doctor. 

He's very good! If you tell him you want a

second opinion, He'll go out and come in again.

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He treated a woman for yellow jaundice for three

years Before he realized she was Chinese.

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Another time, he gave a patient six months to live.

At the end of the six months,the patient hadn't

paid his bill, So, the doctor gave him another six months.

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While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said,

"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible."

The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."

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Another time, a man came running in the office

and yelled, "Doctor, doctor! - my son just

swallowed a roll of film!"

The doctor calmly replied,

"Well let's just wait and see what develops."

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One patient came in and said,

"Doctor, I have a serious memory problem"

The doctor asked,"When did it start?"

The man replied, "When did what start?"

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I remember one time I told my doctor

I had a ringing in my ears.

His advice: "Don't answer it."

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My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.

One said to him,"Doctor, I think I'm a bell."

The doctor gave him some pills and said,

"Here, take these —

If they don't work, give me a ring."

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Another guy told the doctor that he thought

he was a deck of cards

The doctor simply said,

" Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."

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When I told my doctor I broke my leg

in two places, he told me to stop going

to those places.

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You know, doctors can be so frustrating.

You wait a month and a half for an appointment,

Then he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner."