Indians are too intelligent

               After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, 

               Russian scientists found 
               traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and 
               came to the conclusion 
               that their ancestors already had a telephone 
               network one thousand years 
               ago. 
                
               So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, 
               American scientists dug 
               200 meters and headlines in the US papers read: 
               "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old 
               optical fibers, and have 
               concluded that their ancestors already had 
               advanced high-tech digital 
               telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians." 
                
               One week later, the Indian newspapers reported the 
               following: 
               "After digging as deep as 500 meters, Indian 
               scientists have found 
               absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 
               years ago, their 
               ancestors   were already using wireless technology .