5 types of people you meet at the movie theatres‏

We all love going to the movies, don’t we!…. we think we can enjoy the movies best in the theatres. But often there are some elements present around us which can really spoil the whole experience… It can get really annoying especially if the movie is really good. Here are some of those characters that always are around and some basic solution to enhance your movie watching experience.

1.) He is seeing the movie for the 3rd time in a row:

We all have favorites and some people are just mad about their favorites, so much so that they watch the same movie “n” number of times. So this person next to you claims to have seen the movie and is spoiling it for you. Exposing climaxes such as. “Khooni naukar hi hai, hero mar jaata hai aur heroine end mein dossre hero se shaadi karti hai , Katrina ka sirf item song hai, Mallika ka ne full movie mein pure kapde pehne hai aur ek bhi kissing scene nahi hai .”

Who wants to see the movie then?

Solution: Dont worry there is a solution to this watch your movies First Day, First Show!!

And then maybe you can spoil it for the others.

2.) ” Tring Tring” people:

We all hate it when theres an intense scene going on and someones phone starts ringing “Kolaveri Kolaveri Di!”. And those shameless bastards answer the call and start talking “Natu kaka ramesh bhai se 2 lakh rupaye le Lena, Aur sunao bhabhiji kaisi hai aur bacho ki exams puri Hui? Honey I swear I am in my classes and am watching any movie with Sonia and there starts the argument.”

You can tell them once, twice to shut up! But they just won’t listen and the phone starts ringing again “… Aaaa Di!”

Solution: Go to Big cinemas always, no network there 

3.) Beta wafers kaho, biscuits khao! :

People never come alone to the movies, do they? You either take your girlfriend or go with buddies but there are families who come as well. Especially those with small kids. There mummies always get some nashta along with them. 20 mins into the movie, they start unpacking those plastics (with that crushing annoying noise) and then you hear the crunching of the wafers. The kid is constantly being fed. He also drops some over onto you as if you were hungry. Also those very small ones cry a lot, babies are generally cute but not when they cry.

P.S – If parents are reading this, please keep your kids at home next time you go to the movies.

Solution: Join them to finish it faster. Ek teer, Do nishaan!!

Mummy bhi khush, tummy bhi khush!!

4.) You two, Get a room:

Then there always are couples in the corner seats. Seriously, don’t you like have an empty house or college libraries or gardens or cheap-motels, that you start eating each other in the theatre. Although such people could come in use when the movie is boring 

But if the movie is really good, they can be a huge distraction. Kidar dekhneka? Also with those sounds and moans coming by the other side, it can get really hard to concentrate on the movie.

In fact, forget critics, if you really want to judge how good the movie is, analyze how many times you took your eyes off the screen at such time 

Solution: I know many would skip to the next point but for those who really it’s gross, try not to buy seats close to corner seats or buy the corner seat itself. And if this cannot happen, throw some popcorn at them.

5.) What did I miss! :

There are these late comers who miss out on the start. They are late for some reasons and want to know what they missed. They ask ” What did I miss , Kya hua starting mein ? , Hritik ki enrty hui ? , Was there a flashback story ? , Was the start important ? ” You being kind tell them ” Arey zyaada kuch nahi, Villain hero ke baap ka khoon karta hai, Bhen ka rape karta hai aur Dusre bhai ko uthaake leke jaata hai aur ab hero just Bada hua hai!” They are still not satisfied “Aur maa ka kya hua?” Tumhaari maa ki aankh, let me watch the movie peacefully late latif saale.

Solution: Next time they ask, say “You missed the most important thing, National Anthem!!”