UPDATED LAWS OF PHYSICS

UPDATED LAWS OF PHYSICS   1. ARCHIMEDES' PRINCIPLE Any minister, partially or fully immersed in corruption, experiences an upward buoyant force which is equal in magnitude to the weight of the money usurped by him in scams.   2. NEWTON'S FIRST LAW OF MOTION Black money at rest will continue to remain at rest and scams in motion will continue remain in uniform motion along a straight line, unless and until an unbalanced force like the Jan Lokpal Bill, external to the Parliament, is applied to them by the people. __._,_.___