Budget With a difference...!

UPA forms government with 22 alliance partners including Vadra Congress party; Priyanaka family congress party; Ahmed Patel new congress party etc. Major initiatives in the interest of 'mango people' -aam admi framed   1) HSBC to replace SBI as the main national bank for GOI.   2) All bribes of up to 5,000 crores to be legalized. Chopper scam over.   3) Honesty tax to be levied. Honest citizens to pay 60% higher income tax.   4) Ghar-jamais of netas will get Interest free loans to buy land cheap and then sell it back at 10x. Short-term Scampital Gains tax free.   5) Major allocation of Budget to a paradigm model named 'Rajiv Gandhi Desh ko Charlieanao Yojana'. 6) Villages without electricity to be given Free WiFi. Let them "eat Wifi".   7) interest-free loans to be increased from Rs 60 crores to Rs 1,000 crores. Conditions apply * Only for Damaad.   8) Hindu Temples' funds to be divided equally among Mosques and Churches under 'Rahul Gandhi Prarthana Yojana'.   9) Special undisclosed allocations for Swiss Banks to set up ATMs at 10JP and buildings housing various ministries.   10) Allocation for 'Rajiv Gandhi Foot in Mouth Yojana': Special Funds for Katju, etc to rant to ivert attention from scams, blasts, etc.   11) A provision of Rs 10,000 crores to be made for unsecured loans to Media Houses such as NDTV & CNN IBN.   12) Four RajivG airports to be constructed along with two IndiraG ports, five Nehru stadiums mostly in UP state.   13) Watch Salman Khan movies and avail 100% tax exemption on the amount.   14) 10 more special schemes whose name starts with 'Rajiv Gandhi' for the poor - free clothing; haircuts; chappals; walking sticks for the senior citizens; free glasses for the blind; tickets for families of MPs; actors and only cricket players by Eat India airlines; etc.   Mera bharat mahan hai; jai ho. __._,_.___