Wives are wives

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur 
money or life... The wives want both! 

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Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to 
get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.....

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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`...

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It 
only means that the safety of your head is much more important than 
your ego! 

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Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house 
for 5 years.Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself! 

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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling 
single again......

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A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.....

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect 
a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good 
Maid!
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:All girls are devils, 
but my wife is the queen
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